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Sunday, November 6, 2011

Sense of responsibility

Sense of responsibility.
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!

DOUBLE MEANING

DOUBLE MEANING .....
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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

TALENTED HUSBAND

TALENTED HUSBAND

Wife: Ap Mjh se kitna Piyar krte hain?

Husband: Main Tm se Itna Piyar krta hun k Tmhara Jhota Zehar b P Skta Hun

Agr Yaqeen Na Ho to Aazma k Dkh Lo:p

new version

new version:
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we broke up..
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me n ma books..
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ab tak konsa relation tha bhai.. :P

Sheri's husband

Sheri's husband was about to rake the leaves when he noticed that the rake was missing. He looked at his wife through the window getting ready to take a shower. He whistled to get her attention and asked her where the rake was. She didn’t understand so he pointed to his eye (I), knee (need), and motioned like he was raking the leaves. Sheri said Oh. Then she told him where it was, but he couldn’t understand. So she decided to use sign language also. So she pointed to her eye, her left breast, her booty, and her pussy. He still didn’t understand so she did the motions again. Finally he couldn’t take anymore, so he went in the house, to the bathroom and asked her what she said. She said," I LEFT IT BEHIND THE BUSH!"

Sense of responsibility

Sense of responsibility.
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!

hawwwwww Shame shame

If your are a Girl and you r Single !
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hawwwwww Shame shame, kisi ne puchaa hi nai :D :PPPpPpP

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