Messages that change yr mood:
`I love u!`
`I hate u!`
& the best one
`Facebook Login Error`
`I love u!`
`I hate u!`
& the best one
`Facebook Login Error`
Monday, November 7, 2011
I Am so Happy
I Am so Happy .
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Eid k bad meri Shadi hy.
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Yar ye nhi pata konsi Eid k bad..:-p
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Eid k bad meri Shadi hy.
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Yar ye nhi pata konsi Eid k bad..:-p
3 ways to die
3 ways to die:
1. Puff a cigarette daily
- you will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Alcohal daily.
- you will die 30 years early.
3. Love someone who does'nt love you back.
- you will die daily. ..
1. Puff a cigarette daily
- you will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Alcohal daily.
- you will die 30 years early.
3. Love someone who does'nt love you back.
- you will die daily. ..
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Baby are you jealous
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
... gf : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
gf : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
... gf : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
gf : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
18 + Joke
♥ 18 + Joke ♥
Pappu was taking naked bath in Jungle..
All animals were laughing :p
Pappu : Why are you laughing ? -.-
Animals: hahaha .. your 'TAIL IS INFRONT
Pappu was taking naked bath in Jungle..
All animals were laughing :p
Pappu : Why are you laughing ? -.-
Animals: hahaha .. your 'TAIL IS INFRONT
Husband V/S Wife
♥ Husband V/S Wife ♥
One night before going to bed, a couple had a fight.
Husband : Good night old mother of 6 kids :p
Wife : Good night father of none :D
One night before going to bed, a couple had a fight.
Husband : Good night old mother of 6 kids :p
Wife : Good night father of none :D
Height of Computer Maniac
Height of Computer Maniac :-
A guy was rowing his boat in a lake
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suddenly he lost the control and fell into the lake
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And started shouting "F1, F1"
A guy was rowing his boat in a lake
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suddenly he lost the control and fell into the lake
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And started shouting "F1, F1"
Sense of responsibility
Sense of responsibility.
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!
DOUBLE MEANING
DOUBLE MEANING .....
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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!
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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
TALENTED HUSBAND
TALENTED HUSBAND
Wife: Ap Mjh se kitna Piyar krte hain?
Husband: Main Tm se Itna Piyar krta hun k Tmhara Jhota Zehar b P Skta Hun
Agr Yaqeen Na Ho to Aazma k Dkh Lo:p
Wife: Ap Mjh se kitna Piyar krte hain?
Husband: Main Tm se Itna Piyar krta hun k Tmhara Jhota Zehar b P Skta Hun
Agr Yaqeen Na Ho to Aazma k Dkh Lo:p
new version
new version:
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we broke up..
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me n ma books..
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ab tak konsa relation tha bhai.. :P
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we broke up..
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me n ma books..
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ab tak konsa relation tha bhai.. :P
Sheri's husband
Sheri's husband was about to rake the leaves when he noticed that the rake was missing. He looked at his wife through the window getting ready to take a shower. He whistled to get her attention and asked her where the rake was. She didn’t understand so he pointed to his eye (I), knee (need), and motioned like he was raking the leaves. Sheri said Oh. Then she told him where it was, but he couldn’t understand. So she decided to use sign language also. So she pointed to her eye, her left breast, her booty, and her pussy. He still didn’t understand so she did the motions again. Finally he couldn’t take anymore, so he went in the house, to the bathroom and asked her what she said. She said," I LEFT IT BEHIND THE BUSH!"
Sense of responsibility
Sense of responsibility.
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!
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A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide. Librarian looks him and says,
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Who will return the BooK back!
hawwwwww Shame shame
If your are a Girl and you r Single !
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hawwwwww Shame shame, kisi ne puchaa hi nai :D :PPPpPpP
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hawwwwww Shame shame, kisi ne puchaa hi nai :D :PPPpPpP
Height of Memory Loss
Height of Memory Loss..
A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is going to school
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coming from school
A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is going to school
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Height of Insult
Height of Insult!
Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.
Boy: No response.
Girl: Say you Love me please.
Boy: No Response.
Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.
Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me"
Girl to boy: Baby say you Love me.
Boy: No response.
Girl: Say you Love me please.
Boy: No Response.
Girl: (Crying) Please say you Love me.
Boy: Okay Okay "You Love Me"
Dedicated to Girls
*Dedicated to Girls*(Must Read)
She says,
"Yew are Just a Good Friend!"
Her Eyes Say,
"I Can't See Yew to be Anyone's Boyfriend!"
She says,
"Go Away!"
Her Eyes Say
"Don't Ever Go Far From Me"
She says,
"Don't Kiss Me!"
Her Eyes Say
"Don't Follow My Words!"
She says,
"I am Confused!"
Her Eyes Say
"I Just Love Yew!"
That's Why Eyes are the Most Beautiful Part of a Girl! :)
"Girls Say Something But, Their Eyes Reveals the Fact"
'Feelings Can't be Hide!!'
That's Why Girls Seems to b Complicated :-)
She says,
"Yew are Just a Good Friend!"
Her Eyes Say,
"I Can't See Yew to be Anyone's Boyfriend!"
She says,
"Go Away!"
Her Eyes Say
"Don't Ever Go Far From Me"
She says,
"Don't Kiss Me!"
Her Eyes Say
"Don't Follow My Words!"
She says,
"I am Confused!"
Her Eyes Say
"I Just Love Yew!"
That's Why Eyes are the Most Beautiful Part of a Girl! :)
"Girls Say Something But, Their Eyes Reveals the Fact"
'Feelings Can't be Hide!!'
That's Why Girls Seems to b Complicated :-)
which body part expand 5 times its normal size ?
Teacher - which body part expand 5 times its normal size ?
Girl - I cant answer this Qns I feel embrased
Teacher askd to a boy
boy - Pupil of human eye
Teacher - Correct
then the boy turned to the gal and said -Listen baby , not only ur thinking diety but also ur expectations are high
Girl - I cant answer this Qns I feel embrased
Teacher askd to a boy
boy - Pupil of human eye
Teacher - Correct
then the boy turned to the gal and said -Listen baby , not only ur thinking diety but also ur expectations are high
I need poison
Man : I need poison
Chemist : I cant sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate..
Chemist : On sorry ! I didnt knew u had a prescription
Chemist : I cant sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate..
Chemist : On sorry ! I didnt knew u had a prescription
Santa is passing by Banta’s house.
Santa is passing by Banta’s house.
Santa Singh: Hey Banta, what’s up. Looks like you are painting your house.
Banta Singh: Yea, dude. What’s up.
Santa Singh: Color looks nice but why you are wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?”
Banta Singh “Oh! The instructions on the can says ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’”
Santa Singh: Hey Banta, what’s up. Looks like you are painting your house.
Banta Singh: Yea, dude. What’s up.
Santa Singh: Color looks nice but why you are wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?”
Banta Singh “Oh! The instructions on the can says ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’”
A Question Asked In A Talent
A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ?
